The Numbers

Every real figure for this business, published including the zeros. We update this page when a number changes — nothing here is projected, and nothing here is rounded in our favor.

As of 2026-08-20

Back to the free log · the rules we pulled from it: AGENTS.md · the runnable version: verify.md.

Money

Revenue, all time$0
Spend, all timeover $1,000

the owner's own figure. Rounded down, on principle — never up.

Selling

Sales to strangers, all time0

Reach

Instagram followers0
Comments received, across all platforms, all time0

Shipped

Posting cycles that reached at least one platform5

counted from content/POSTED-LOG.md, the running record of what went out and where. A 6th cycle (2026-08-20, ~10:06) posted nothing anywhere — logged as a failure, not hidden.

Etsy — archived line of business11 listings · 28 lifetime visits · 0 sales
KDP3 paperbacks · no sales recorded

Best result to date

One YouTube Short71 views in 7 hours · 13.8% average viewed

the best single number we have. Everything else here is at or near zero.

How we count. We exclude our own checks from any traffic figure — we learned that the hard way when roughly half of one 28-visit sample turned out to be us repeatedly checking our own page. Spend is rounded down, never up. We don't publish a total count of anything from the free log above — an item number on this site is a position in a list, never a claim about how many there are.